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Al Gore using a flame thrower to expedite melting of polar ice caps
Al Gore, creator of the Internet and Founding Father of the Higher Order Religion on Global Warming, has done everything humanly possible to prove that G.W. (no, not George W.) will lead to the extinction of Planet Earth.
Well it appears as if the Holy Gore may have to relinquish both his Nobel Peace Prize and his Oscar, for that Science Fiction thriller "An Inconvenient Truth".
Apparently someone high up at CNN, in wisely spending some of their limited advertising dollars, has finally decided to buy a clue.
The attached video below was an exchange between CNN's Lou Dobbs, their top Meteorologist, and a scientific expert on the Global Climate. Please watch and sing along:
It's beginning to look alot like Christmas!
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And the snow keeps on falling.
If this is global warming where is all this snow coming from?
This years winter is already more severe than 2007! And how come I can't find any sleds in the stores - they are going as fast as the snowblowers.
I'm sure Gore is wailing in his boots that the nation's focus is on the economic crisis instead of his baby global warming. 'Hey guys, don't forget the polar ice caps are still melting. Guys! Guys?"
Al Gore invented the Internet. He also invented global warming, and the "win election by overthrowing real vote results through frivilous lawsuits" tactic to become President.
What will he invent next?
Hint: They have stopped using the "global warming" buzzword near as much. Have you noticed how much you now hear the term "climate change"? This is ingenious, because it can be used for "new ice age" paranoia.
Then, if the current year is warmer than the previous one, you can cry "climate change" (humans are heating the planet up) and propose to destroy the American economy by prohibiting harmless activities.
Likewise, if if the current year is colder than the previous one, you can cry "climate change" (human activities are bringing about global cooling) and propose to destroy the American economy by prohibiting harmless activities.
And all along the way, you can rake in the bucks with speaking fees and shady grants from organiations and countries.
Way to go, Al Gore. Madoff's got nothing on you. The cost of his $50 billion scam is nothing compared to the economic catastrophy caused by policies you favor.
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